1 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,550 Original DE PEACOCK 2 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,491 -God, Matty! You are defending a practice 3 00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:35,368 Completely barbaric and obsolete! 4 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,454 -May he rot in hell! The death penalty works! 5 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,165 -There cannot be an absolute form of punishment 6 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:43,043 and irreversible in an imperfect legal system. 7 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,962 -What does it matter if they sacrifice an idiot? 8 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:47,839 -Justice is blind. 9 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:50,258 Doesn't Stevie Wonder put mail in the toaster sometimes? 10 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:53,219 -It's unfair! Especially if they are black or immigrants. 11 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,929 -This is a lie! 12 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,266 In the United States, anyone can end up in the electric chair. 13 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:01,269 -What if you were sentenced to death for something you didn't do? 14 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,646 -Oh, as if that could really happen. -What if that happened? 15 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:06,024 No one is sentenced to death without reason. 16 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,485 -Oh, and what about the fugitive? -What? 17 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,863 Harrison Ford was convicted for that film, despite being innocent. 18 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:13,531 -He must have done something in another movie. 19 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,492 -He shot Greedo in the cellar. 20 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,994 -There he is! He shot an Italian in a nightclub! 21 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:19,454 These are natural causes. 22 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,289 -Good heavens! 23 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,291 -You know, if you break the law, you pay the consequences! 24 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,628 -What if they later discover new DNA evidence...? 25 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,173 -Damnation! 26 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:33,301 -Oh my God, Blaire! Are you OK? 27 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,638 -It's a brand new shirt! I just opened the package! 28 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:40,350 -Oh! “The shirt is closer than the soap.” 29 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,559 I understand. It was logical. 30 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:49,401 -Blair? 31 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,614 Dear? 32 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,284 Are you OK? 33 00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,327 Blair? 34 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,920 My God! 35 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:11,631 Is that what I think? 36 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,591 -It must be a false positive. 37 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:17,303 -Blaire... Are you pregnant? 38 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,973 -This is what it says. 39 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,641 -Wait. 40 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:24,144 So have you started dating men again? 41 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,563 -Well, I told you I like them both. 42 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,191 -Oh, I'm so glad you're dating men! 43 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,402 We can finally be together in paradise! 44 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,237 I can comb your wings 45 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:37,240 or we will meet the old stars. 46 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,242 You will like Desi Arnaz very much. 47 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:40,660 -It must be a mistake. 48 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,704 -I'm sure it's up there. 49 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,122 And Lucy too. 50 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,749 And in heaven, 51 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,501 The automatic conveyor belt moves at the appropriate speed. 52 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,545 to wrap all the chocolates. 53 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,673 This can't happen right now. 54 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,259 I've only slept with one man, and only once. 55 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:59,179 You know, when I first saw that episode 56 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:02,098 Was I so sad for Lucy that I cried? 57 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:13,151 -Remember to sleep on your side so as not to crush the baby. 58 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,694 OH! 59 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,739 I feel like I'm living inside a novel! 60 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,746 Ted: Dude, they make a cereal for every movie now. 61 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,540 - Color your milk red with adventure. 62 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,751 -Because I want to feel like my breakfast is leaking 63 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:34,130 a submarine conflict against a nuclear power. 64 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:35,548 -What the hell is that? 65 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,759 There wasn't ham and eggs at the store? 66 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,513 -I didn't want to cook anything fragrant, since Blaire... 67 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,807 It is quite sensitive to odors. 68 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:47,102 -What? -Not forever. 69 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,728 Just for a little while. 70 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:51,314 -Aunt Susy. -What the hell are you talking about? 71 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,316 -Well, it's not news that concerns me. 72 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:56,778 But I think Blaire has something to say to the family. 73 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,491 -Oh my God! Okay! 74 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,451 Yes, I'm pregnant. 75 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,120 -Damn! 76 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,455 -How are you pregnant? You are not married. 77 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,291 -Are you dating guys again? -It was a one night stand. 78 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,711 I needed to vent after what happened with Sarah. 79 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,796 -Yes, this doesn't happen when you suck it. 80 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,215 -Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Are you pregnant? 81 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,800 -Yes. -Who is the father? 82 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,051 -So what? 83 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,803 -So, how did you get pregnant? 84 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,723 -Was anyone in this family born intentionally? 85 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,350 -Only you? -Oh, yes, of course. 86 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,102 I was born with desires. 87 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,104 You were conceived with sperm. 88 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,188 -May you rot in hell. 89 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,606 -I am more elegant. -Yes. 90 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,316 -You know, they would have liked to see you lying on your back. 91 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,568 -I have to go to class. 92 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,405 -Oh! What if they called him Ted? 93 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,910 -You know what? I was thinking about it. 94 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,163 The child's first word should be "fuck". 95 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,498 -Yes, every time Blaire leaves the room: 96 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,208 “Fuck, fuck.” 97 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,169 And we try to make sure he spends some time near the microwave. 98 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,087 so that the child has powers. 99 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,506 -Damn it, Johnny! Look! 100 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,843 -A vending machine. 101 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,887 -A vending machine in the school! 102 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,264 -She... She's beautiful! 103 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,433 -This is the magic of being born. 104 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,852 Look, Johnny! It's a chocolate bar! 105 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,525 -Damn. I'm 25 cents away from buying one. 106 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,610 -Understand. 107 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:22,906 Wow! Thank you! 108 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:25,950 Jesus? 109 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,465 -Thanks for bringing us here, Blaire. 110 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:44,969 -I can't believe they paid to watch you while you slept. 111 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,180 -Yeah, well, the Bad Boys sold out. 112 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,891 We were already very elated. It's a positive thing. 113 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,561 I know. I saw her. I like to imagine that they are in the same universe. 114 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,231 One thing to remember to make Bill Pullman happy 115 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,733 after Meg Ryan left him for Tom Hanks. 116 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,569 -Yes! 117 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,908 Here it is! - The future mother! 118 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,118 How wonderful! 119 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:12,455 -Ah, Aunt Susy... what is this? 120 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,374 -It's your baby shower! 121 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,544 I thought of you, who are a single mother, 122 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,212 And that made me sad. 123 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,298 So I wanted to show you that you are not alone. 124 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:25,552 You have an entire community supporting you. 125 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,847 -Aunt Susy, I... I don't want a baby shower. 126 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:30,724 -Ah, but a baby shower it is 127 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,767 the funniest party ever. 128 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:37,272 Look, I melted candy in diapers to make them look like poop. 129 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,567 -That child needs much more or much less fiber. 130 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,361 -Look, Blaire, I got you this cute outfit. 131 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,988 -Hey, these are perfect! 132 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,406 What do you think, Johnny? 133 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:47,949 Should I be a firefighter or a baseball player? 134 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:51,286 -Man, this weed is amazing. It's exceptional. 135 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,954 Goodness, Johnny. 136 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,373 Stop doing it before we like it and can't stop anymore. 137 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:58,335 -Since we don't know if it's a boy or a girl, 138 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,836 I made you a purple cake. 139 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,339 -Aunt Susy... -I didn't know if I would find something, 140 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,633 But I didn't know there were so many varieties of meringues. 141 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,052 -Aunt Susy! 142 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,471 I won't have the baby. 143 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,647 Can I keep it? 144 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,286 - Ready? - Hi Emily. I'm Blaire. 145 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,329 - Hi, Blaire! 146 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,747 -Hey, ah... 147 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,708 I have a medical question for you, 148 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,335 unless it's too personal. 149 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,045 Ah... 150 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:45,757 Can you tell me where you had an abortion? 151 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,385 -Ah... There's a clinic on Emerson Avenue. 152 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,053 It costs $400. 153 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:53,515 -Four hundred? Just to circulate them? 154 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,558 - I know. 155 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,686 Furthermore, a demonstration was taking place opposite which was scary. 156 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,021 My dad almost punched a guy who called me a whore. 157 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,899 And not in a fun, thought-provoking way, like: 158 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,442 What a fox! 159 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,361 Wait, do you have to have an abortion? 160 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:10,615 No. I was only planning on going to... 161 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,827 organize a counter-protest against the demonstrators. 162 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,705 Yes. Thank you very much for the information. 163 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,664 How kind. 164 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,249 -¡Oh, brilliant! 165 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,584 Yes, go and destroy those bastards! 166 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,212 I will do it. Let's talk about it later. 167 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,425 -An abortion? -Yes. 168 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,385 -Not even as a joke! 169 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,304 -It's a shame you don't like it, but luckily you can't choose. 170 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,598 Listen to me, Blaire! You will not abort that baby! 171 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,518 -What if we did a vote? Can I keep it? 172 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,479 -That's a fantastic idea. Let's go vote. 173 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,648 -No! My uterus is not a democracy! 174 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,442 It's my body and my decision! 175 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,777 -It's his body too! He has a life too! 176 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,821 -Wow! I didn't know it was a boy. 177 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,156 And furthermore, 178 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,949 He is not yet a viable human being 179 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,034 that can live alone. 180 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,744 -And neither do you! 181 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,996 According to medical science and Roe v. Wade... 182 00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,706 -To hell with Roe and Wade too! 183 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,750 -Yes, Wade was on your side, you know? 184 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,209 -You won't kill him! 185 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,878 -I'm not ready to become a mother, okay? 186 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,130 Last week I drank a beer in the shower. 187 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,841 And this egg is not a baby! It was just fertilized! 188 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,426 It is smaller than a seed. 189 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,803 -Hey, that's like three times your penis, Johnny. 190 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,305 Silence! 191 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,973 -I am sorry. His penis is normal size. 192 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,808 -Blaire, we don't want you to do anything 193 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,143 You will regret it. 194 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,770 -Having to leave school 195 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,397 And giving up my career is what I would regret the most. 196 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,107 -What? What about the child's race? Huh? 197 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,443 -Are you going to throw it down the toilet? -Literally. 198 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,862 -And then it grows in the sewers and becomes a CHUD? 199 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,614 What is a CHUD? 200 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,991 Both: Demonic, screaming humanoid cannibals. 201 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,827 -Matty, since you care so much about potential life, 202 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,287 And what about sperm? 203 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,706 Every time you masturbate, millions of people die. 204 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,541 Is it wrong to kill sperm? 205 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,794 -Yes! No one will masturbate in this house! 206 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,674 -John, don't cry for what you've lost, smile for what you've experienced. 207 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:54,719 "Blaire, you're going to have that baby!" "What if we gave him up for adoption?" 208 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,429 I'm sure we know someone 209 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,598 who would be delighted to adopt your child. 210 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,433 I'll make some calls. 211 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,769 "No, no! Aunt Susy, I don't want to be pregnant anymore!" 212 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,104 -It's not that serious. 213 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,439 I have recovered most of the hair I had lost. 214 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,942 -I have already made an appointment for Saturday. It costs $400. 215 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,820 I have half of it, can you lend me the rest? 216 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,864 -Four hundred dollars just to deport him? 217 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:18,785 -You won't get a dime from me and you won't go to that appointment! 218 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,912 -What, your platoon didn't kill anyone in Vietnam? 219 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,664 -That was different. -Why? 220 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,833 You got a medal and I'm going to hell? 221 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,502 -It was war and many of them were not children. 222 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,087 -You're a damn hypocrite. 223 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,964 -You're the damned hypocrite! 224 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,924 Sleeping with women, sleeping with men, 225 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,342 Go to hell! 226 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,511 -It's like eating a cake and licking the plate. 227 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,556 -No? It's a play on words. 228 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,850 -Anderson, Applebee... 229 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,685 Oh! Arnoff wouldn't be bad! 230 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,855 -Blaire, would you mind if your son was Jewish? 231 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,648 -NO. 232 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,526 I mean, yes! Yes! Because I won't have the baby! 233 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,112 - It is anti-Semitic to abort a potentially Jewish child. 234 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,781 -Hi, I'm Susan Bennett. 235 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,867 Would you like to have a baby? 236 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,243 -And you were so against it! 237 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,495 that this country has the death penalty, 238 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,956 But it is possible to kill innocent children! 239 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,042 -What? -You definitely would like the baby 240 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,127 If he grows up to become Charles Manson, 241 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,795 Jeffrey Dahmer or Jane Fonda! 242 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,131 -They ask us if we want a child. 243 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,633 -What? No! Hang up the phone! 244 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,053 -What if he was a Yankees fan? -It does not matter. 245 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,847 -What if I raised the child to become an abortion doctor? 246 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,974 You would save many more people's lives if he hadn't been born. 247 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,351 -It's the same thing. 248 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,977 -What if he was twice as bad as Hitler? 249 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,812 -It's not my problem. It's all the same. 250 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,606 -I suppose time travelers 251 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,191 They will have to stop the Double Hitler. 252 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,776 Both: As always. 253 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,236 -Blaire, if you continue like this, you will repeat the same mistakes for the rest of your life. 254 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,946 Mr. Applebee asks 255 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,656 if we can bring the baby tomorrow 256 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,116 so he can meet his dogs. 257 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,077 -Good heavens, Susan! Hang up the phone! 258 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,913 -And you also want to know if they take the child, 259 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,040 Will the father pay for the garden furniture? 260 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:50,293 -Yes, yes. Wait. Who is the father? Huh? 261 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,753 He too has the right to vote. 262 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,630 -It's nobody. 263 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,216 I went to a party at Rubin's Hall and slept with the organizer. 264 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,260 Nothing matters. It's not your decision, it's mine. 265 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,595 -What is his name? 266 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,055 -Why? -I want to talk to him. 267 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,765 -No! May you rot in hell! 268 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,642 Okay, it's clear that I'm alone, 269 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,644 I'll see how I can get the money. 270 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,104 without your damn help. 271 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,188 Damnation! 272 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,490 -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 273 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,784 I wanted to honk, but it wasn't the right time and... 274 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,912 Now I understand... that it wasn't the right time yet. 275 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,138 -HI. 276 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,015 Blaire, are you okay? 277 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,308 -Oh, yes, better than ever. 278 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,729 -Listen, Johnny and I would like to help you if we can. 279 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,939 -Thank you, but how could they...? 280 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,275 Damn, Ted! 281 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,235 -Yes, I think this is my new style. 282 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,821 -We don't like seeing you so upset. 283 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,157 So we will try to get you what you are missing. 284 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,533 -AS? 285 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,660 -We don't know, but we will find a way. 286 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,288 -All right. Thank you. 287 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:12,208 -Also, we heard that, with pregnancy, 288 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,336 It's as if your sense of smell becomes much more acute. 289 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,254 -Yes, it's true. 290 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:19,174 -Could you use your powers to find our weed? 291 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,593 Susan was cleaning, so we hid her 292 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,136 and now we no longer remember where. 293 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,930 This is what weed smells like. 294 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,820 It's in the bin. 295 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,697 -Thank you, Blaire! -It was great! 296 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,116 -Thank you! Thank you! -Thank you, unwanted child! 297 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,294 -I mean... -Hey, what about the coordinator? 298 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,047 -Ah, the last door on the left. 299 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,384 -What a strange guy, right? -Yes. 300 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,052 -Good heavens! 301 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,226 Narrator: Nimeet Farooq, coordinator. 302 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,061 -Damnation! 303 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,231 Nimeet: Come on! 304 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,651 -Are you Nimeet? -Ah, yes. 305 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:20,902 -And you are the coordinator? 306 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,029 -Yes. And who are you? 307 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,367 Listen, idiot! You will be the one to raise your child! 308 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,452 -What? -Do you know Blaire Bennett? 309 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,037 -To be honest, not very well. 310 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,914 -Oh! But listen to this man! 311 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,833 He's already trying to sneak away! 312 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,418 Fantastic! Let's go! 313 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,336 -It's time to go! -What the hell, old man! 314 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,721 -Well, let's get started. 315 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,056 -Do you know that we are breaking the law? 316 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,142 What if we looked for money another way? 317 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,603 “We could sell the weed.” "It doesn't matter. Stealing is fine." 318 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,314 -Let's do it. 319 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,662 -Okay. I'm in. 320 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,165 -Next to the button there should be a latch. Do you see it? 321 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:18,251 -You know, when Sir Mix-A-Lot sings "Put 'em against the glass", 322 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,462 I thought it was great, but it's not, Johnny. 323 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,421 It's not much. 324 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,505 -Can you hurry? 325 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,215 If they catch us, they will kill us. 326 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,719 -Wait. Wait. I think I understand. 327 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,982 -Now, how the hell do I get out of here? 328 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,068 -Oh, damn! 329 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,028 Let's see... 330 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,363 -Wait... What are you doing? 331 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:47,864 -I just want some Rolos. 332 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,657 Damn, not the reels! 333 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,409 I've got them behind me! Oh, what a great feeling! 334 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,502 - Take me to your boss. 335 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,836 Yes, yes, yes! 336 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,005 Forward. 337 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,217 -Hello lads. 338 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,345 I just wanted to thank you once again. 339 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,347 -Oh, Blaire, no problem. 340 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,351 -I can't believe they made $200 collecting cans. 341 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,519 It seems impossible. 342 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,062 -Ah, yes. 343 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,898 No, it's because we found a huge can. 344 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,358 And so, we did it. 345 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,111 -Yes, they are special. They know, right? 346 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,862 -We love you, Blaire. 347 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,448 -And we say this with all our heart. 348 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:33,034 We think you would make a terrible mother. 349 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,536 Pudranse. 350 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,914 Thank you. Really. 351 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,666 They undoubtedly saved my life. 352 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,966 -Okay, bring me a needle and thread and get that damn Rolo out of there. 353 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,432 -Hi mom. What's for dinner? 354 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,351 -Hi Johnny. Let's eat spaghetti. 355 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,978 -Brilliant. 356 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,605 -I put on some rock and roll for your entertainment. 357 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:05,650 -Sounds delicious, Susan. 358 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,988 -Hello, Aunt Susy. 359 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,573 Can we talk for a moment? 360 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,534 -Sure, darling. What's wrong? 361 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,370 -Ah, listen... Okay... 362 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,874 I know you and Matty don't approve of what I do, 363 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:25,378 But I already have what I was missing and... 364 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:29,424 I prefer to be accompanied by a woman during the procedure. 365 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,592 Would you like to come with me? 366 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,472 -You must have girlfriends to ask these things. 367 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:39,601 -Yeah, ah, I don't want Sarah to find out, you know? 368 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,395 I really wanted you to come with me. 369 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:49,444 -Blaire, you're family, but I don't want to participate. 370 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,738 -And you can't give me a lift? 371 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,366 -I don't think God would like it. 372 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,201 -I don't know, he killed his son. 373 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,911 -I still have a Rolo in my butt. 374 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,913 Do you think the abortion clinic will help me? 375 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,499 -Listen, I know you have your beliefs 376 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:06,461 And I respect them, but Aunt Susy, you are like a mother to me. 377 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,171 There he is! 378 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,049 Here is your beloved and the child she is carrying! 379 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,550 Now do the right thing, idiot! 380 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,094 -Matty, what the hell are you doing? 381 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,096 -Matty, who is he? 382 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,305 -This is the father. 383 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,057 -No, it's not. 384 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,059 -Yes, it is! He's the coordinator of Rubin's Hall! 385 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,936 -There is a different one on each floor. 386 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,522 -Yes, I'm Nimeet. Maybe you were looking for Brendan. 387 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,482 He's a real heartthrob. Brendan, right? 388 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,441 -Yes. 389 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,235 -Wait, wait, wait. 390 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,154 You didn't do that... you know, with my niece? 391 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,657 -No, old man, I'm saving myself for marriage. 392 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,493 -Nimeet, are you hungry? Don't want a snack? 393 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,577 -Well. 394 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,664 -I'm so sorry about all this. 395 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,125 Aren't you enrolled in my gothic literature seminar? 396 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,669 -Ah, yes! That's where I saw you! 397 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,213 By the way, you should keep the baby. 398 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,008 -Excuse me? -It's something beautiful. 399 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,969 We discussed this at the last meeting of young republicans. 400 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,388 -Blaire, I think you should listen to Nimeet. 401 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,640 -This must be a joke. 402 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,559 -This language is unbecoming for a lady. 403 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,269 -That's what I always tell him! 404 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:07,313 -Blaire, Nimeet is a good guy. 405 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:10,525 Maybe they could go out together and have a drink. 406 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,360 And if they get married, 407 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,989 They can hold the baby and raise him as a family. 408 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,408 God sent him here for a reason, dear. 409 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:19,743 -No! He is here 410 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,494 Because Matty is a real maniac! 411 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,039 -What do you think, Blaire? Let's try? 412 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,541 Nimeet gambled it all, Johnny. I like that boy. 413 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,001 -Good heavens! 414 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,628 I can't believe they'd rather listen 415 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,422 a stranger's opinion 416 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,050 about what I should do with my body before myself! 417 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,301 What does it matter? 418 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,430 -This is what always happens 419 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,182 under a Democratic administration. 420 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,351 People think they have carte blanche 421 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,895 to destroy American integrity. 422 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,232 Would you like to stay today? 423 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,321 That? 424 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,656 -HI. It's us. 425 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,575 -I am sorry. I didn't mean to disturb you. 426 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,620 -No, I'm sorry, my mother won't take you to have an abortion tomorrow. 427 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,331 -All right. There's no problem. 428 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,166 -You know what? We can give you a lift. 429 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,086 -Ninth. I'll call a taxi. 430 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,755 -No, Blaire, you can't go in a taxi for an abortion. 431 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,340 It's sad. 432 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,092 -Yes, we don't want this to be a sad day. 433 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,386 -There may be protesters outside the clinic. 434 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,179 -One more reason to be there for you. 435 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,806 -And what do they intend to do? 436 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,266 -We spent the week playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out. 437 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,143 We even made it to Bald Bull. 438 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:30,522 -Yes, we should be safe unless someone does this. 439 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,526 -No, I don't want to put them at risk. 440 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:38,363 -You know what? I have an idea. 441 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,748 -Mom, I'll take care of it! 442 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:52,168 John Bennett. Are my eyes deceiving me? 443 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,837 -You can see your penis, old man. 444 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,839 -What? Damnation! 445 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,508 Come back! 446 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,094 -There is always a way out. -Oh, yes. 447 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,138 -You can use three pairs of pants. 448 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,181 He can't stop. 449 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,516 You will find your way out. 450 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,059 Thanks for letting us know, guys. 451 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,769 Wait, that's not the only reason 452 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,146 That's why we came. 453 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,647 Oh, my goodness. 454 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,858 My cup overflows. Tell me. 455 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,318 -Ah... This is my best friend, Ted. 456 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,363 -Friendship is not a competition, but that's okay. 457 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:23,324 -Actually, we wanted to borrow your van. 458 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,993 Ah, my first... 459 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,662 -I don't need to know why. There's a van for that. 460 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,831 To lend it to your best friend. 461 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,291 No questions asked. 462 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,792 This is the code. 463 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,627 -Thank you. But Ted will drive. 464 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,129 -I don't need to know. 465 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,340 Question: Do you want it with or without the ferret? 466 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,216 -Oh, without him? 467 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,426 -Well, it will be there. 468 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,594 -All right. 469 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,471 His name is also John Bennett. 470 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:47,349 Not because of you, but because of another person I know... 471 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,559 called Bennett, John. 472 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,311 -We'll keep an eye on you. 473 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,646 -Yes, he moved to Texas. You will never meet him. 474 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:56,399 Okay, Will. Let's go to your van and then... 475 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,319 -I don't need to know! 476 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,322 Your penis shows again. - What? 477 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:04,616 Maybe it smells the same as yours. 478 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,460 Narrator: Options. 479 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,754 Female Reproduction Clinic. 480 00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:19,589 Choose life. Have heart. 481 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,549 Choose life. Don't put an end to it. 482 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,218 Child killer 483 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,601 -Oh, my, how unnerving. -Okay, wait here. 484 00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:35,480 As soon as those protesters move, you run inside. 485 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:36,898 -How will you make them move? 486 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,692 -Look at this. 487 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,695 Choose life! Choose life! 488 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,909 Narrator: Sale and repair of abortion machines. 489 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:51,746 -Hello lads! 490 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,875 Very good. - Carefully. 491 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:58,169 We need to bring this abortion machine. 492 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,589 -Yes, the clinic needs it to extract all those fetuses. 493 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,383 -Yes, the old fetus borradus. 494 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:04,759 -Hello and goodbye, zygote. 495 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,636 -You better hurry. 496 00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:08,888 We have twelve more to deliver by the end of the day. 497 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:10,682 -Oh! Don't even say it! 498 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,642 Summer holidays ended six weeks ago. 499 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:13,768 It's high season. 500 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,438 I love the new Abortatron 5000. 501 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,732 -A miracle of abortive technology. 502 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:20,817 -Doubles abortions in half the time. 503 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,527 -How clever they were to widen the tubes 504 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,237 so that the eyes are not obstructed. 505 00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:25,739 -Hey! -Oh! Yes, sir? 506 00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:27,407 Did you order the new abortion machine? 507 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,868 -No! You're a murderous idiot! 508 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,578 -Well, say whatever you want. 509 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:34,039 My living children will have a wonderful Christmas 510 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,665 Thanks to all these abortions. 511 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,375 -And since my wife had an abortion, 512 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,793 I don't want anyone to have children. 513 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,379 -I have always considered your position a bit extreme, 514 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:42,797 But as a Democrat, I support it. 515 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,299 -They! 516 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,524 -Hi, I'm here for my appointment. 517 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:04,194 -Real name or fake name? What did you use to make the appointment? 518 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,113 -Penelope Davenport. 519 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,032 -You're already signed up, Miss Davenport. 520 00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,034 -The $400 remains. 521 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,811 -Hello, father. 522 00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,647 -Hi, Susan. Look, I don't have time. 523 00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:43,775 I have a little matter in court in half an hour. 524 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:47,529 I'm not here to confess. I need guidance. 525 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,614 -About what? 526 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:53,451 -Well, a member of my family 527 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,829 I may be committing a horrible sin. 528 00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,414 -And what a shame would that be? 529 00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,375 -My niece is having an abortion. 530 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,501 -OH! 531 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,336 -And I really don't know what to do. 532 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:06,631 -Ah! I was hoping it was because you were tired 533 00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:09,050 to make dinner or something. 534 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:12,929 -And I don't agree with her choice, but I love her. 535 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:17,058 -I can recommend a clinic that simulates the procedure. 536 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,810 It might give you another two or three months. 537 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:21,604 -Ninth. I can't lie to him. 538 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,398 What if I talked to her? 539 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:26,985 -Oh well, I won't stay here long. 540 00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:30,739 I will be transferred to a new diocese in Ohio. 541 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,198 -Truly? 542 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:34,576 -I have six days to grow a beard 543 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,036 and the moustache. 544 00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,787 And please, start calling me David. 545 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,372 I need to practice. 546 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,499 -David, how can I forgive my niece? 547 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,835 -Well, it's like my lawyer says. 548 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,337 Not everyone will like you. 549 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,797 I'm sure your niece knows this 550 00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:49,716 that what he is doing is wrong. 551 00:25:49,841 --> 00:25:52,927 Even though at the time it seemed like everything was fine. 552 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:56,056 Let love guide you. 553 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,807 God only knows what I did. 554 00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:01,853 All right, I'm leaving. 555 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,481 I know you will do the right thing. 556 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:14,407 That's why the "Contract with America" ​​worked well in the elections. 557 00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:16,951 Ingrich knew this would clarify things for conservatives. 558 00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:19,996 what policies their representatives would defend. 559 00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:22,499 -That's exactly what I said! Ah! 560 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,669 It's great to meet a like-minded Mexican. 561 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,420 -Newt fights patriotically 562 00:26:27,545 --> 00:26:29,089 from the true American while... 563 00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:31,716 Both: Clinton plays the damn saxophone! 564 00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:33,468 -Yes! Yes! -Yes, sir! 565 00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:35,804 You are a true expert! - How did you sleep last night? 566 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,640 -Optimal. I hope Susan didn't mind the couch. 567 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,476 -No, it's okay, it's okay. Did my pajamas fit you? 568 00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:43,061 -Perfectly. -Good, good. 569 00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:45,522 -Hey, listen. I have to get back to campus, 570 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:46,856 But it was fantastic. 571 00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:49,025 -Absolutely, absolutely! The best! 572 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,985 Hey, come here. 573 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,445 Let's go! 574 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:53,988 Let's stay in touch this summer, okay? 575 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:55,990 -I would like it very much. -You are a good person. 576 00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:57,659 -You too. 577 00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:01,121 -Get out of my house. 578 00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:02,539 Narrator: Options. 579 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,207 Female Reproduction Clinic. 580 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,754 -Blaire! Blaire, this way! 581 00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:11,548 -Good heavens! Are you okay? 582 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,758 Oh, yes. I'm a disaster at school. 583 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,093 This is nothing. 584 00:27:15,218 --> 00:27:17,429 Hey, let's get to the important thing. Are you OK? 585 00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:19,556 -Yes, I will be. 586 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:20,849 -And are you sure they got him out? 587 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:22,726 As soon as. 588 00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:24,227 He slipped away and ran across the room, 589 00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:26,563 But the doctor grabbed it with his giant hammer. 590 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,523 -Wait... Really? 591 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:29,899 -How serious can it be? 592 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,985 -Well, I think we all learned something 593 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:33,528 a valuable lesson today. 594 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,655 Regardless of which side you are on, it would be good for us. 595 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:37,699 Be a little more careful with sperm. 596 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:40,660 -Amen! Let's get out of here! 597 00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:52,630 -Blaire, are you awake? 598 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,090 Blaire: Ah... One second! 599 00:27:56,259 --> 00:27:57,385 Blaire: Come on! 600 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:05,685 -I thought you were hungry. Yes. 601 00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:07,937 I prepared something for you to eat. 602 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:10,732 -Thank you. 603 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,734 You, ah... 604 00:28:14,778 --> 00:28:16,863 You know I did this today, right? 605 00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:18,406 -I know. 606 00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:23,328 And I don't agree, and I don't think I ever will. 607 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:26,247 But I love you anyway. 608 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,084 -Me too. 609 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:31,503 What is this? 610 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:36,758 -These are baby shower shoes. 611 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:39,135 I thought you would want to keep them 612 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:42,138 For when you're ready to become a mother. 613 00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:44,516 -Thank you, Aunt Susy. 614 00:28:46,184 --> 00:28:47,977 And... 615 00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:53,274 One day, if I decide to become a mother, I hope to be as good as you. 616 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,068 -You would love it! 617 00:28:55,193 --> 00:28:58,697 You can take care of a house full of people! 618 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:00,448 You are entitled to only one card per year. 619 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:04,160 And it's so rewarding when you can remove a stain! 620 00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:07,580 -I'll... I'll definitely keep that in mind. 621 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:12,127 -You're a really, really special girl, Blaire. 622 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:17,382 And if I were you, I would try Nimeet. 623 00:29:17,507 --> 00:29:21,094 Oh, what a delicious tamale! 624 00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:26,599 -He's gone. 625 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,061 -Damn, by a hair. 626 00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,772 -Ah! They are parents! Oh, great! 627 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:35,191 -Thank goodness this damn week is over. 628 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:36,609 -In the next abortion, 629 00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:38,361 Would you order a baby's work outfit? 630 00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:41,990 This would definitely help. - Hey... 631 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:44,325 Thanks again for joining me. 632 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:47,787 -Hey, one less idiot at Celtics games. 633 00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:51,041 Today we took a big beating, but at least everything turned out well in the end. 634 00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,335 -And you should have done something to prevent it. 635 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:54,794 May you rot in hell. 636 00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,087 But? 637 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,340 But seriously, you should have masturbated. 638 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:02,320 Subtitles: César Milano